Even Cougars Sometimes Shop For Their Food

The other day I was buying groceries at one of our local supermarkets when I noticed a strikingly dressed, mid-thirties woman slowly pushing her cart down one of the aisles. I was surprised, then I realized:

Even Cougars Sometimes Shop For Their Food

Spray-paint-skinny jeans,
leopard-skin stiletto heels --
prowling for dinner.