Monday, January 23, 2006

99 words about Nothing

"I see nothing on Doppler radar." said the television meteorologist.
He didn't say "I don't see anything" or "Not much of anything to see on Doppler tonight" -
but instead "I see NOTHING."

It kind of makes you think.

If astronomers had Doppler then they could see exactly where the universe is coming from - or going to.

If philosophers had Doppler they would know whether nothing is the total absence of everything or a special form of something

But most importantly, if men had Doppler they'd know what was bothering women when they said "nothing". Now that would be something!

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