Monday, January 09, 2006

99 words about snow

Snow is the enemy.

Using the latest military Super Doppler technology the media relentlessly sounds the alarm of its imminent attack. Citizens, anxious to do their part, sleep restlessly - anticipating the next day's battles. Heavy equipment, trundling noisily down the deserted streets, moves into place before dawn's early light . Local militias quickly join the battle, wielding their own smaller arms - while imbedded reporters provide detailed accounts of the storm's passing for the housebound armchair combatants.

After the war we toast our victory with hot chocolate - as nay sayers protest "Hey! It's winter! It's Connecticut! Idiots - it's supposed to snow!"

1 comment:

Diego said...

this is a sample comment - "best writing in the historry of the western and possibly the eastern world!"