Snow is the enemy.
Using the latest military Super Doppler technology the media relentlessly sounds the alarm of its imminent attack. Citizens, anxious to do their part, sleep restlessly - anticipating the next day's battles. Heavy equipment, trundling noisily down the deserted streets, moves into place before dawn's early light . Local militias quickly join the battle, wielding their own smaller arms - while imbedded reporters provide detailed accounts of the storm's passing for the housebound armchair combatants.
After the war we toast our victory with hot chocolate - as nay sayers protest "Hey! It's winter! It's Connecticut! Idiots - it's supposed to snow!"
Monday, January 09, 2006
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